There Are No Oceans In Ohio [Fersk Fesk Mix] Track

Lyrics:

[Hook]
There's no oceans in Ohio
So I'mma go and surf in Idaho
Catch the waves in Arizona
Hang ten in Iowa

[Interlude 1]
Then I'll catch a cab to Austria
Where they have the biggest waves
Or is that Switzerland?
Oh well, who gives a shit?
From Slovakia to Moldova
I'm gonna surf 'em all! Fuck yeah!

[Interlude 2]
You know
I could really use a good surf in Belarus right now
Serbia, Chad, or even going to...

[Interlude 3]
Urghhhhhhh
YAAAAAAAAAAH!!!

[Interlude 4]
Hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey
...Hey (hey?) hey (heeeey!)
Heeeey, hey, hey hey!?
What's going on!?
WHAT'S GOING ON!?!?!?!?